How Come?

Okay, so I told you guys (even though no one was listening) that I was moving to a new cube. One with a window. Well, I love my new view but there are always some concerns. Let's share, shall we?

 

How come:

 

*The person who sits directly across from me is NEVER here? Like never. I think that might be a good thing so let me shut up.

 

*The people up here are mostly nurses and doctors and they are all walking around hacking and sneezing? Can't they just subscribe something for themselves or each other or something?

 

*The person who sits in front of me is never around when his boss comes looking for him? I wonder what kind of schedule he has? He and I both sit away from our group. Not sure how that is going to work out for him.

 

*There is a mouse trap beside my desk? Is my cube the mouse cube? They just don't realize that it will not go down well if I ever come in and the mouse is on the trap.

 

*Every morning when I come in I remember to go to the third floor but forget which row my cube is in? I mean, I know which row it is but I keep walking past it.

 

*I know this list is going to grow by the day. This is my third day up here and....well, we will see.

Been So Long

Ooookay, so I have been gone for a long time. I read other blogs everyday but just didn't feel motivated to come back and post on my own. Call it laziness or lack of creativity but, I am going to give it a try again.

I feel the need to revive my blog with some "How Comes" because I am feeling them today...so here it goes...

HOW COME folks at work have their cell phones on audible so everytime the phone rings we all hear their music? We are at work! I know all phones have a silent/vibrate option.

HOW COME people who have work at your job longer than you ask you questions about things they should already know? How did they manage to go so long not knowing?

HOW COME some people are so consumed with negativity and need to share it with me on a daily basis? Did I give off a vibe that says I want to hear this bull?

HOW COME folks spend more time at work doing personal stuff and get pissed when they are asked to do something work-related?

HOW COME I am going to scream if this woman pops her gum one more 'gin?

HOW COME I STILL haven't lost that 10 pounds I talked about so long ago? I think this must be my new weight. I lose inches but the scale stays the same. Go figure.